Wednesday, 31 July 2013

"My PENIS contains HOLY MILK" Pastor

An Evangelical Pastor, Valdeci Sobreni Picano, in Brazil successfully convinced his followers that his penis contains HOLY MILK and they should suck on it to receive it.


This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". He also said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize". He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using these foolish lies.

According to one of his victims...

"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation".

lmao!!! Pastors be turning our head upside down. But serzly??????????!! The followers must be ironically intelligent.
Nigga should have just said he wanted head.

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